Catherine is busy making a marionette dance, so I'm going to quickly fill you in.
To your left you can see our disappointing mileage for the day. Regardless...
We managed to hit several different states today. Here's a quick run down:
Indiana: you are the most boring state that exists. You're not even exceptionally green, or full of corn, or anything. If I took random Connecticut highway x, and every 4 miles or so put a farm, I would have you. And what of those farmers who live right next to a highway, and yet are a 40 minute drive to the nearest exit ramp? No answer? I thought so.
We couldn't figure out why you had such a high number of both churches and "Gentleman's Clubs" until we realized that every trucker who is going anywhere is going through you. So...congratulations?
You do, however, win the most bizarre highway regulation award, for requiring a full payment not only for a lost ticket, but also for remaining on the highway for more than 14 hours.
Michigan: You were a welcome break from Indiana. Even though we only traveled about 1/2 a mile into you, and that for Wal-Mart and the Lucky Dragon Buffet, you were filled with more entertainment than Indiana has ever seen, or will see, in any future.
Thank you.
Illinois: You're not terrible. And our resting place, Aurora, is not only the site of Wayne's World, but also houses our friend Frank, who is endlessly diverting, and brought us to the only interesting place within you, wherein I had Jambalaya.
Look for part 2 soon! As in, as soon as I get the pictures up...
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